Quagmire turns into a toilet

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy

Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!

by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

Toilet Test Sheet

The first sheet of toilet paper used, while using the restroom, to decide if you will need more.

When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.

by hmvic November 21, 2011

Toilet Store

A store that sells cheap items such as clothes and toilets. Any item that is considered inferior is sold at the Toilet Store.

"Hey nice clothes gentlemen. I didn't know the savation army was having a sale."
"Hey! Where did you get those clothes... at the toilet store?"

Person 1: Where did you get those socks from, the toilet store?
Person 2: Shut up, I forgot my dress socks.

by Brickman2012 October 21, 2012

toilet bowl paper

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

by Telephony September 22, 2014

toidrage

A word describing the burning sensation caused by shoving as many mints into your mouth as possible. Derived from Altoid + roidrage, local to parts of the Southeast.

Owen got toidrage in the middle of lecture and had to spit his Altoids into the trash.

by brimnoyankee October 29, 2020

Cryogenic Toilet

The Cryogenic Toilet is what you use after you eat the Cryogenic Meal.

Cryogenic's Roomate: When are you going to get out of there you've been in there for 20 minutes.
Cryogenic: Give me 727 more minutes on the Cryogenic Toilet!

by Kauitsu April 14, 2022

Toilet Paper

The most wanted thing during Coronavirus disease

Where can I buy Toilet Paper? Nowhere, there is no one

by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020