A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.
by Naomi Glinn March 21, 2008
Get the Twonk mug.Some one who is retarded. I mean, really retarded. As in, a 30 year old retard who plays with Tonka trucks, and wears a sweater with a bulldozer on it.
by thecrazyd February 22, 2008
Get the tonkatard mug.Refers to the ass of a country girl. Know this booty by the "britches" or shorts that they wear that are usually too small and accentuate the booty of a white girl that would otherwise have no ass. This ass goes "Left right left" while in motion.
"Yo Billy Joe I was at the pool hall last night and a nice lookin' philly came in with a phat honky tonk badonkadonk!"
by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey October 4, 2006
Get the Honky Tonk Badonkadonk mug.Terms used to describe the sexual potential of an individual. Origins of the terms date back as far as 2007 as a sign of appreciation of the attractivness of certain people, beginning with the phrase "Wow, just to THINK... the amount of women he's had...".
Recent complications and celebrity culture has fogged the definitions of each, but a rough guide is that a Think is usually an individual who would gain many sexual partners within their local area, usually for being particularly handsome or wealthy. Next level is a Thank, usually a minor celebrity who generates a medium level of fame within their country due to exposure from tabloid newspapers. A reality TV contestant is usually considered a small Thank, whereas a mildly-exposed professional sports person is regarded as a high Thank.
Finally is a Thonk, a highly-acclaimed term used only for those with Worldwide appeal i.e. George Clooney, David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, etc. A-list individuals who would get pretty much any member of the opposite (and same for that matter) sex in any counrty in the world they visited. These select few could literally click their fingers at the opposite sex and order "Come here now you fucking twat cunt and suck my cock NOW!", and the person would happily oblige. It is not necessary for these people to be amazingly good looking; people with extremely high distinction in their fields are lauded as Thonks, eg. Dame Judi Dench, George W. Bush, Professor Robert Winston, Jackie Chan, and Donald Trump.
Recent complications and celebrity culture has fogged the definitions of each, but a rough guide is that a Think is usually an individual who would gain many sexual partners within their local area, usually for being particularly handsome or wealthy. Next level is a Thank, usually a minor celebrity who generates a medium level of fame within their country due to exposure from tabloid newspapers. A reality TV contestant is usually considered a small Thank, whereas a mildly-exposed professional sports person is regarded as a high Thank.
Finally is a Thonk, a highly-acclaimed term used only for those with Worldwide appeal i.e. George Clooney, David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, etc. A-list individuals who would get pretty much any member of the opposite (and same for that matter) sex in any counrty in the world they visited. These select few could literally click their fingers at the opposite sex and order "Come here now you fucking twat cunt and suck my cock NOW!", and the person would happily oblige. It is not necessary for these people to be amazingly good looking; people with extremely high distinction in their fields are lauded as Thonks, eg. Dame Judi Dench, George W. Bush, Professor Robert Winston, Jackie Chan, and Donald Trump.
"See how that white girl looked at that DJ at our local club? He's definitely a Think."
"Man, I wanna go on Big Brother, I'd become a Thank and fuck bare buff bitches."
"David Beckham is TOO killer handsome. See how he got to that Japanese airport and all those gorgeous Japanese women were fighting to get to him and trying to rip his clothes off. He's too much of a Thonk. He would draw any gash he wanted."
"Is he a Think, Thank, Thonk?"
"Man, I wanna go on Big Brother, I'd become a Thank and fuck bare buff bitches."
"David Beckham is TOO killer handsome. See how he got to that Japanese airport and all those gorgeous Japanese women were fighting to get to him and trying to rip his clothes off. He's too much of a Thonk. He would draw any gash he wanted."
"Is he a Think, Thank, Thonk?"
by George Payne April 10, 2008
Get the Think, Thank, Thonk mug.Tonka trash is a term used in the Twin Cities area of Minnesota. The term is used to describe a person between the ages of 21 and 35, who was raised on or around lake Minnetonka, and has yet to achieve anything on their own merit. They are simply working a menial job and biding their time until their parents either die or leave them their childhood home, to live in or sell at a huge profit.
Tonka trash are normally raised with a silver spoon, and have no motivation to accomplish anything but getting wasted at big Island any chance they get.
Tonka trash are normally raised with a silver spoon, and have no motivation to accomplish anything but getting wasted at big Island any chance they get.
I can't beleive Suan works at the gas station, he had every chance to make somthing of himself, he truely is Tonka Trash.
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