All Timers Disease

A disease that affects surfers in which they always thinks the surf is always "all time" or really good when in fact it is bad which could be but not limited to small, windy, choppy, or sloppy.

Watching the small windy surf from shore and a surfer affected by all timers disease comes to the beach exclaiming "BRAH its epic, just had so much fun!!"

by mlqhawaii June 20, 2019

Turkey Timer has popped

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".

"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."

by AP in DC May 15, 2008

November 11th, National Timer Pic Day

on November 11, take timer pics and post them on social media.

OMG! It's November 11th, National Timer Pic Day!! You know what that means...

by yuhhhhh18 November 11, 2020

Cocaine Timer

The amount of time a living creature can spend under the influence of cocaine, or another harmful substance, before passing out or collapsing, or suffering any adverse side effects.

"Damn, this bear's cocaine timer is almost up!"

by Jorge_Man March 2, 2023

Triple timer

When you say something three times about someone or call someone an insult thrice, it becomes true, but only if you truly mean the insult or name with all of your heart.

Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!

by Freggsmash May 15, 2019

pot-timers

A form of short term memory loss from smoking to much pot, That affects the individuals ability to form and or complete a full sentence ie. pronounced like Alzheimers

"Oh i forgot what i was going to say" lol, "pot-timers"

by rileymorgan420 September 7, 2022

Coffee Timer

In most towns and cities, coffee time is generally "dirtier" then tim hortins or starbucks for example. Coffee time ussually has the scrubs and the cheap hood rats or hoes near it mosst likely found in the poor part of town (Ghetto).
The name coffee timer refers to some one being dirty or whore like.

John: That chick slept with the entire foot ball team...

Tyler: Wow, what a dirty coffee timer...

by Tyler1234567890 April 3, 2008