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Wolf Tickets-

Popularized by Tom Waits in the song "Troubles Braids"

- Tom Waits (1988): "Another one I like is wolf tickets, which means bad news, as in someone who is bad news or generally insubordinate. In a sentence, you'd say, "Don't fuck with me, I'm passing out wolf tickets." Think it's either Baltimore Negro or turn-of-the-century railroad use." (Source: "Tom Waits 20 questions". Playboy magazine)

Tom Waits is one smooth wordsmith.

Also def 2
A Free Pass to a Lou Angelwolf Comedy Show.
If you have a WOLF Ticket it means you met Lou Angelwolf in person and he gave you a guest pass to one of his comedy shows.
On the outskirts of the rowdy crowd was a drunken biker passing out WOLF TICKETS to the passing college boys.
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Wolfin/sellin wolf tickets

The bitch next door said my dog tried to attack her but I know she was sellin' tickets
by AmberLocs March 28, 2005
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tinkers

Irish gypsies. often referred to as dirty by romani gypsies - the original gypsy ppl not just some person who has decided to live in a caravan. A romani gypsy will have a very distinctive look, usually olive sking long dark hair and wears excessive amounts of gold jewellery.
by 123 July 23, 2003
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tickergidget

when a woman slices a piece of blogna and shoves it up her butt with a fork
hey, i walked in on my mom performing a tickergidget last night
by booby feeler October 6, 2008
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tuckerstuff

A lesbian girl who platonically loves the fictional character Kyle Broflovski.

She posts her art on twitter and Instagram, in which she is also a fucking idiot.
- Sophie
"tuckerstuff just posted"
by Tuckerstuff February 27, 2022
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Tuckers

A pair of well-tanned testicles named after Tucker Carlson and his revolutionary scrotum tanning testosterone revitalization technique.
Bro, did you get a tanner? That's a great pair of Tuckers.
by Merkin Wrangler April 21, 2022
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Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
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