Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 12, 2020

Thought fucking

When one persons thought mingles with another persons thought to create a third thought that can be considered a median between the two.

"I think President Obama is doing a great job." "Well I think he's doing a shitty job" "Actually fuck politics" "Yeah fuck politics" Their thoughts have fucked to create a median so no argument is necessary. Thus, thought fucking.

by T-Corder August 24, 2009

thought shower

In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

I love UK.

Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*

by Cloud November 15, 2004

thot thoughts

The musings of a common thot, usually regarding her latest sexual target(s).

*Note: THOT is an acronym for "That Hoe Over There."

Karina: "Do you think Scott is going out this weekend?"

Abbie: "You are having too many thot thoughts."

by thot_thoughts May 18, 2017

thought abortion

When you start to say something and you stop partially through the thought and you completely forget what you were thinking. The thought is terminated before it is finished.

Kendra: I have a great idea for what we should do tonight!
Jenna: Awesome! What is it?
Kendra: We should get in the car and go downtown to go and.....
Jenna: And what?..
Kendra: I can't remember, it just completely left my mind.
Jenna: Oh, you must have had a thought abortion.

by kingjay4 May 22, 2014

thought jacked

When someone says what you were thinking or about to say, before you can say it.

Jessica totally "thought jacked" me while we were making fun of Sandy.

by Clean & LA April 28, 2008

Minecraft thoughts

Minecraft thoughts is a phrase used to describe suicidal and/or homicidal thoughts. It can also be used to describe violent impulses. It originates from the practice of adding the phrase “in Minecraft” at the end of a sentence that threatens violence to one self or others in order to avoid being banned from an Internet forum or have the authorities called on you.

Person A: Current year has gotten so bizarre and stressful that it’s making me want to run over with my truck a bunch of white people, in Minecraft, of course.

Person B: I think it’s time to refill your antipsychotics, your Minecraft thoughts are getting out of control.

by Chadison Jawthorn July 17, 2020