Schrodinger's initiative

In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.

New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.

New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.

Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.

by Exoudi December 28, 2023

JR initials

It means you suck cock.

Hey mom why don't I have JR initials? Because you aren't gay.

by Themanhoff2.0 July 24, 2023

Initial Assertion

And no, it isn't an instance of "Well, you don't care about other people so why do you expect them to care about you?" Because...

Hym "My INITIAL ASSERTION was the YOU only ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT in a vague and abstract sense. That if you actually looked at the working class you claim to be for, you wouldn't like them very much at an individual level and would PROBABLY do something vaguely analogous to this. It's visible at a glance. Remember? The monologue from the Joker the I WROTE? That event 1... Or A. Event A is you (in abstraction or just the people around me in general) not giving a shit. Event B is the continuation of Event A. Event C is me not giving a shit. Event D is you saying 'If you don't give a shit why do you expect other people to?' Event E is you saying 'Well, if you don't give a shit then you don't get to suceed without me signing off on it.' That is the entire antecedent chain from the time I started writing until now. And I've already outlined the chain up until I've started writing. So, no. You're still dumb. I'm still smart."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023

Three Moons Initiative

Three Moons Initiative is a group of interest (GoI) of the SCP foundation. Basically, it's a group of humans who are in an afterlife (SCP-2922-C/Corbenic) who tries to protect humanity using drones or other machines controlled in Corbenic because no organic matter can leave Corbenic. Also worth mentioning is the fact they worship a powerful reality-bending entity named "JALAKÅRA of the Impenetrable".

where were u wen 3 moon people sav u

i was at site 43 workin when phone ring

"humanity is saev by three moons initiative"

"ok"

by 933 August 5, 2025

initial k

the best in the entire world and is rlly nice.

omg her name starts with the initial k she must be cool

by aoifhnaoigqi9okgfg April 10, 2022

indian initiation

When you go to india and they say “if you want to be in this country you have to be initiated by us”

“Get out of here if your not part of the indian initiation!”

by anonymous July 21, 2021

initial I

If you’ve ever met a person with the initial I, you are lucky, Peoples whose name starts with an I are the most nicest, funniest, nonchalant, people you will ever meet, they love to joke around and they stick up for the people they love, they can be rude sometimes but only when you get on their bad side, they know how to fight and they are not the ones to mess with, they don’t know their own power because they’ve never used it. The initial I is a unique initial in girls names and is also the initial that tends to have the most nicest girls.

person 1 : don’t fw the initial I man..
person 2 : or what
person 1 : trust me man

by 0m3r1k July 2, 2022