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Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.
by Lee Saint Joe October 10, 2021
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Guantánamo Spa Treatment

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!
by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012
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Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.
“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"
by Katy Proper December 30, 2008
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Spa-PTSD

A profound fear of wet weather, due to the threat of the resulting lack of visibility spoiling large events
“These rain clouds are giving me Spa-PTSD, I can’t even see where I’m driving
by TheGuyManPerson September 22, 2021
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spa la la la

When a 4000ft roll of high strength tensile wire comes unbound on the spool as you're trying to pull it out,

that's spa la la la. When you drop a box of toothpicks and they go everywhere, that's spa la la la.
Man you knocked over the entire cabinet in that pottery warehouse and shit went total spa la la la.
by Leathernutz January 5, 2023
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Dirty Spa

When one contracts, a water stable virus e.g. meningitis from a body of water.
“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?
by Lava guts June 6, 2023
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SPAED

let's go for lunch SPAED
by FlipperFipper November 29, 2019
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