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Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.
by Lee Saint Joe October 10, 2021
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Guantánamo Spa Treatment

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!
by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012
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Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.
“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"
by Katy Proper December 30, 2008
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Spa

Slang for someone who is an idiot or generally oblivious to most common sense things
“You see that jack fella? He’s a right spa”
by Slang245 May 14, 2022
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Spa Food

top secret menu 😉only the most knowledgeable and in crowd women know
“ don’t forget to order some spa food after the sauna”
by TannerShryan August 27, 2023
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Spa

Shortened version of "spastic", often uttered in the south-west of Ireland.

Used to describe an annoying/ stupid individual.
"That fella never shuts up."
"Ya, he's a fair spa."

"Your man broke his ankle doin' the bollox. He's some spa."

"I'm not buying cans for you, goway you fuckin' spa.
by The Ghost of Eamon de Valera October 9, 2021
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spa

I want some spa.”
by yuhariana October 14, 2020
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