by Lee Saint Joe October 10, 2021

A synonym for waterboarding.
Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!
by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012

Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.
“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”
"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"
"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"
by Katy Proper December 30, 2008

A profound fear of wet weather, due to the threat of the resulting lack of visibility spoiling large events
by TheGuyManPerson September 22, 2021

When a 4000ft roll of high strength tensile wire comes unbound on the spool as you're trying to pull it out,
that's spa la la la. When you drop a box of toothpicks and they go everywhere, that's spa la la la.
that's spa la la la. When you drop a box of toothpicks and they go everywhere, that's spa la la la.
by Leathernutz January 5, 2023

“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?
I had a dirty spa did he?
by Lava guts June 6, 2023
