bear

a massive dump, typically one that needs to be wrestled with for a while

I think he's dealing with a real bear.

by Katy Perry's Cleavage October 16, 2010

Bear

Big black hairy thing that's scary af

Look a bear Jesus Jim run

by Chickenjuice55 September 7, 2016

bear

A type of homosexual who is a raging butch and likes hard core, brutal sex. Loves to catch bunnies (i.e. soft, effeminate homosexuals) by pretending to be gentle and sweet.

A bear loves nothing better than fooling a bunny that he's all sweet and then, BLAM!, that bunny is never quite the same.

A bear loves nothing better than fooling a bunny that he's all sweet and then, BLAM!, that bunny is never quite the same.

by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004

bear

Phrase From Northern England: Plentiful, Many
Often Used In Conjunction With "proper"

"I'll Bring Proper Bear Heads Down" (A Threat Will Bring Lots Of Friends For A Fight)

"proper Bear Sickage" (meaning Jolly Good)

by Matty Jack August 20, 2006

Bear

The male equivalent of a cougar. An older male who seeks young females for sexual purposes. Slang terms include "PedoBear" "Beary" and "A Smokey The Bear"

I don't have daddy issues you bear!
Your an old bear, go hibernate!
Daddy says no taking candy from bears.

by Dalen Caberson September 6, 2010

bear

big burely gay guy

tristan is a big ass bear

by troubledmidget February 21, 2013

bears?

a simple way of saying "I want some crack"

I want some Bears?

by Weylin Patrick May 16, 2004