Testoclesius

Originally from the Greek, the name Testoclesius spread across the English-speaking world during the 19th century on convict transportation ships. It first appeared in the dialogues of Plato, where it was given to a querulous urchin who mocked Plato's dialectical reasoning until put to death by Dionysus, tyrant of Syracuse, for unnatural acts with Dionysus' body servant.

In twelfth century Britain, a 'testaclese' was a merchant who rented out his ass in return for money. The term survived until the time of Shakespeare, where it appears in The Tempest ('Get thee hence, thou vile, base testaclese!'), after which it appeared to die out until reappearing on an internet game forum in the early 21st century.

There is some dispute as to the name's exact meaning, but most probably it comes from 'testos' meaning the male pudendum, and 'clesos' meaning 'with the hand'.

I was accosted on my way home from the internet by Testoclesius.

by Isocratikos the Elder November 22, 2004

Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS

A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.

He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?

She: I'm an accountant

He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you

She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS

by Cherryaa November 10, 2011

testosterone poisoning

When a trans woman goes through male puberty and grows facial hair and her voice deepens, etc.

Erika, though she had boobs from taking estrogen and had had all hair facial hair lasered off, was still getting clocked because of her deep voice as a result testosterone poisoning.

by Natalia Boa Vista November 21, 2016

testocracy

A form of governmental hierarchy which is ruled by those with the most testosterone.

Most high school sports teams are testocracies with the largest and strongest males dominating and ruling over the weaker males.

Kyle being the smallest member of the team was at the bottom rung of the locker room testocracy.

by dw6245 May 28, 2008

Textovel

a Textovel is sending a very long text message that usually will be broken up into seperate messages because u went over the character limit, resulting in the reciever to look through 3-5 pages of text from you

text-novel=textovel

Guy: hey whats up?

Girl:nothing much hbu? omg today me and lucie where at the mall and there was this one guy...

after reading her textovel the guy became very aggitated because he doesnt have unlimited text and each new message in his inbox costs him money

by rileyroxon October 24, 2009

textologize

1. to admit guilt or convey an excuse through text messaging without an expression of remorse or regret.

Janet textologized to Jeff for unilaterally changing the Thanksgiving plans.

by Kcirederf75 November 1, 2011

Textosterone

1)When a dude sends you a threatening message via text, but then wimps out and won't say anything to you face to face.

2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.

Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938

Joey sent me a text message today saying "I better give him money for the weed we smoked last night." I was going to kick him in the face, but then he apologized, and he gave me more weed. I guess he was just full of "Textosterone" when he wrote me that text message.

by Tonytoys September 30, 2012