Technics

Wheels of Steel, Decks, Dex, Turntables
A well known brand of turntables made by Panasonic as Technics. SL-1200MK2s are very popular among DJs for their reliablity in the field.

Them decks up there on my setup are Technics

by dj scrizzle July 7, 2003

Fighting Techniwue

Techniwue, pronounced tech-ni-way, its the ancient art of fighting in anyway you feel like and hoping it works.
First invented by the ancient drunken lords of Babylon,
the most prominent strike is a wild swinging, almost powerless and easy to see overhand right; followed by a stumble then repeat.

Training involves 2 hrs of practicing ineligible smack talk followed by trying as hard a u can to dislocate your shoulder while generating the smallest amount of force humanly possible.

Some of the most practiced Fighting Techniwue masters include that guy you got into an argument with that time, who then followed u out the pub just to be grabbed by his slightly more sober friends, and that guy who sits in the corner of the pub mashed, talking to himself.

by ShinJoKoNoMo October 7, 2011

pinch technique

Pinching the end of your penis before you ejaculate so you don't make a make a baby or a mess.

Clarkee used the "Pinch Technique" instead of cumming on the bed sheets and emptied in the toilet.

by Batdad69 November 16, 2015

Buntyman technique

The buntyman technique involves microwaving two pieces of sweetcorn till warm then smearing over vaseline. When done you vigorously rub the sweetcorn pieces up and down your penis shaft till ejaculation takes places. Latex gloves can be used for extra kink

I knew my porn habits were getting out of control when I started looking at rosebuds and doing the buntyman technique

by DirtyMikeLad March 17, 2016

Lotus technique

The lotus technique created by nabeel shah was a very specific form of sexual ‘pleasure’ which took him many years to perfect. It is the art of piercing the hand through the womens hole and exploding the fingers vigorously to create what nabeel shah calls the ahhhhhh effect.

“Oh no not the lotus technique nabeel”

by Haripu sea June 4, 2021

abundance relief technician

a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses

I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician

by Necryn July 16, 2020

Techno Hermit

a complete recluse (hermit) who plays xbox live or playstation 3/computer (esp. World of Warcraft) all the time, neglecting their social life completely.

hey wanna come to town at the weekend?

nah man, ive just bought the new WoW expansions pack.

dont be a techno hermit man!

by Santiri December 16, 2008