tear up the pita

Have sex with a girl

Chris is only going to Leah's party because he's dyin to tear up the pita.

by P.C. Bananahammock September 22, 2009

Tear Ass

two words that sound like Japan's current prime minister of 2009, Taro Aso.

ウィアブ-chan: have you realiezed that Taro Aso's name sounds like Tear Ass?

ワパニイス-chan: OMG like no wai

by youtubechad5161 July 11, 2009

tear your ass open

To have sex with, Fuck.

Dude I just tore her ass open like we got married.

by Carlos February 11, 2005

Tear Up Some Ceramic

When you need to piss so incredibly bad, that you may possibly tear up the cermamic of the toilet / urinal. Replaceable with phrases such as, "I'm going to carve my name in that ceramic!". This phrase is commonly used when letting go enormous amounts of urine while out for a night of drinking.

I need to piss real bad after all that drinking, nevermind breaking the seal, I'm going to tear up some ceramic.

I really need to tear up some ceramic; I may even carve my initals in that toilet.

by Eric K Anderson September 30, 2007

tear up the town

go out (usually involves heavy partying), have a great time

Some friends came to visit from out of state and we tore up the town! We hit up three bars before heading back to my place and playing Avalanche until 7 AM.

I'm so excited about the bachelorette party for Susan, we're gonna tear up the town, all the plans are ready for a night of fun she won't forget.

by KikiBeat October 17, 2015

Tear Jerker

When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz

Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry

Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.

by Shogun of Skanks October 29, 2010

Tear the rug up

To engage in sexual intercourse with a particularly bushy vagina

I'm going to tear the rug up with Stephanie

Hey Paul, I tore the rug up with Laura last night. Tight

by Captain Knowledge April 29, 2016