TwatFarm

Any town in northamptonshire where the 18-24 year olds spend all the money they earn making cardboard boxes or flipping burgers, on fins stupid exhausts, spoilers, wanky dump valves and other parephanalia on their shitty 20 year old mk3 escort.

Kettering is such a twatfarm

by Big L March 13, 2003

Twass

That area of skin which lies between the "twat" (vulva) and "ass" (anus) on a female's gentalia; Also known as the "taint" or "choad" for females; "tweener" for both males and females; and "painus" for males.

If you wanna' make sure she's enjoying your oral escapades below her belt reach beyond variety and repetition and frequent the perimeters--especially her clit and twass.

by Delphine O'Reilly June 23, 2008

Twash

Corruption of the word "Twat", meaning a womans genitals, also used as an insult. Was first used to insult a Welsh teacher, who put the "-ash" suffix on every word she could, for example "Put thash pencil down!"

In a sexual manner:

"Mark would love to lick Nina's twash, but he has a bird"

As an insult:

"Piss off you twash"

by Chris April 8, 2005

Twafini

A twafini is a penis. It could also be used when talking about activities during sex.

Hey gurl! I had sex with Devin last night and his twafini was huge! OMG!

Dude! I walked in on Michaela and Devin last night and they were totally doing the twafini!

by twafinilover July 13, 2011

Twasted

The level of intoxication experienced after drinking and smoking that sticky stanky.

I shouldn't have taken that last hit, the herb and vodka got me all sorts of twasted!

by ShimmyVB August 26, 2015

Twashy

To be terrible but matters could have been worst so you don't complain

I've had a twashy day today

by Psychonscious May 31, 2018

Twasing

The art so passionatly raging at someone

I stole his girl and he is twasing

by Plain_yanda on instagram July 9, 2018