Tortsneezer

One who infects another with a cold, flu, or other communicable illness.

The law should have a remedy against a tortsneezer who, either negligently or recklessly, infects another with his illness.

by Gartholomew February 18, 2011

tortilla time bomb

The phenomenon that happens in young hispanic women that have big tits and asses that get older and gain a great amount of weight.

She was a dime piece until the tortilla time bomb went off...boom

by Blessie Stramson October 3, 2017

Torttoise

Literally the best person ever and their opinion should be laws such as, Everyone should stand the Brauns

Hey do you know Torttoise, the TikToker?
Yes I love them, they hurt me with the banana fish video

by T_minz March 1, 2021

clit torture

The act of causing pain to a woman’s clit in order to give sexual satisfaction to either the woman receiving it or the person giving the clit torture to the woman. A wide variety of methods can be used to achieve this such as applying creams like icy hot or tiger balm, slapping, pinching, twisting and squeezing with the fingers, the use of clothes pins on it, book binder clips placed on it, the application of a tens unit, binding the clit with small thin rope or rubber bands and some even like to insert needles into! Or what ever method that you can think of that gives you sexual satisfaction.

I gave my girlfriend some clit torture last night, she always cums from it!

by Gerlad69 March 12, 2021

Eat tortilla chip vertically

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eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021

Tickle Torture

When a victim is tied up, normaly on a rack, bed, chair or a special device made for tickling and the victim is tied on it with rope, chains and hand-cuffs, in a bondage method, and tickled mercilessly. Usually, the victim gets their feet scratched, scrubbed with brushes, tickled with feather etc, and pictures are taken, both still and moving. Rarely does sex occur, although errections and urination may.

Olivia tickle tortured Emma so much that Emma peed!

by WikiLover999 August 2, 2022

Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011