toppah

A one eyed andaconda capable of giving YOU a face full of creamy venom. sometimes confused with a penis, a toppah is no childs play. usually brown in color and and prefers to attack older aged white women. at a drop of a hat the toppah can throw up in your face.
or... an abnormally large ass hole , on egreat for filling.

Kim- i hung out with a toppah last night.

rachel- im so jealous, is there any left over??

by #solvinproblems November 20, 2011

Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.

Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.

by MereMoneyWitAPony42069GangGang May 25, 2019

Gay-topia

San Fransisco

Gay marriages

gay?

gays?

by truly yours March 1, 2004

Topha

An obese feline, typically a house cat that eats too much food.

That darn cat is such a Topha, she ate everything in the house!

by Sopha the Cat November 2, 2010

Gay Sloppy Toppy Story

When 2 bulky men with hairy chests snuggle in bed then end up kissing each others bussys.

"Yo did you hear that Zack and Joey had the Gay Sloppy Toppy Story last week?"

by ratwrap August 17, 2023

sloppy toppy 5000

A sloppy toppy 5000 is the act of pulling off a play in Fortnite when you are at a significant disadvantage, for example a 1 v 4 or a 1v1 when you are on 30 health and the other guy just took a chug jug. If done successfully, a sloppy toppy 5000 must be followed by a forntie dance of some sort such as take the L or jubilation.

*you get revived*
*your whole team dies*
*it's a 1v4 and you're on 30 hp with a grey tac with 3 shells*
"Hold up lads, ya boi is about to pull off the sloppy toppy 500"
*pulls of sloppy toppy 5000"
proceeds to dance on the noobs

by SwedishBobMuffin April 17, 2018

toppy

1. an evil whore... a legend on the internet in chatrooms around the world
2. a womanizing lesbian she-bitch
3. a woman who gets a new girlfriend only on the 19th so she can keep all the anniversaries of her various ho's straight

Girl 1: I fucked Toppy
Girl 2: You did?? So did I!!!
Girl 3: Oh my god I did too!!!
...
Girl 2,435: Are yall talkin about Topgun25us?
Girl 2,436: Holy shit yeah that's her!!

by lesbian wild child April 22, 2004