toffe h

I've owned a waffle iron for years and use it at least twice a month, yet until recently I had never made nor been served a waffle that I thought was as good as it ought to be. I guess I always loved the idea of waffles more than I actually enjoyed eating them. To me, waffles were supposed to be light, airy, and, most of all, crisp. But by the time they got to my plate, they were always damp and limp. Trying to serve them to company was worse. Either everyone was served a decent waffle, one at a time, or everyone ate bad waffles all together. Why couldn't waffles—even when coated with syrup—stay light and crisp to the last bite?

After lots of recipe sampling, I realized the light, crisp waffle recipe I was looking for didn't exist in any cookbook I owned. If I wanted a really crisp waffle, I was going to have to develop it myself. Three days and a vat full of test batter later, I finally pulled my first perfect waffle from the iron.

I like turtles and toffe h

by Bendtner Bomb December 12, 2016

toffels

it's slippers

nice gucci toffels

by toffels February 16, 2017

toffee

innocent sugar that has been buttered and roasted beyond belief and then petrified into a supposedly edible form. despite never having been successfully bitten through, it's flavor has been described as "overwhelming".

see also: adamantine, coffee

i tried to eat toffee and all of my teeth immediately went on strike.

by GrillSalt March 14, 2020

Toffee Crisp

An affectionate term referring to a woman with a large crisp behind

Wow, look at that Toffee Crisp

by Salt Potato squad December 30, 2020

toffee flavored vodka

vodka that is toffee flavored you dumb shit.

did you really just nut in my toffee flavored vodka you dumb bitch.

by tommythecommie May 14, 2021

Taffernoon

An afternoon spent watching a marathon of Jon Taffer scream at sleazy dive bar staffs on Bar Rescue.

We were supposed to go to the beach, but we discovered the Bar Rescue channel on Pluto TV and ended up having a Taffernoon.

by (BP) August 1, 2021

Toffee Sniffer

Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.

My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.

Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.

by Alastor86 December 18, 2021