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The power of a thousand virgins

The term "The power from a thousand virgins" is used either as an attack in some card games or in real life. It means that one literally would attack (or fuck) their opponents with a force soo strong, it was as if a virgin hitting their hardest a thousand times.
I summon the card that deals The power of a thousand virgins! You're now defeated!
by Dualmaster69 June 26, 2020
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the curse of a thousand wipes

The poop that never comes off your ass
I have benn plagued by the curse of a thousand wipes
by Poopguy12 September 7, 2020
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death by a thousand papercuts

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.
Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022
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Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022
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Two Thousand and Swine

The 2009 swine flu outbreak, which many predict marks the end of the human race as we know it. Certainly a valid cause for widespread panic. At least until 2012 rolls around...
Y2K got nothin' on Two Thousand and Swine! The apocalypse is once again upon us!
by Mr. Monocle Man April 27, 2009
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soul and a thousand comas

A common turn of phrase, often used to describe a wonderful tale. Strange in facts but somehow still appealing. An entertaining story, that is only entertaining due to the person telling. Perhaps you'll even learn a deeper meaning due to its ludicrousness.
Wow, forget all of those gramar inconsistencies, this writing is amazing. It's so full of soul and a thousand comas.
by The AuthorD59 July 29, 2011
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pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.

Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).
It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.
by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007
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