Tess Gerritsen

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"

by Read On July 7, 2011

Tess Tickles

Very unfortunate name, however they do not care. Yeet

Wait, her name is actually Tess Tickles

by Thine Bread April 22, 2019

Tess Patricia Miller

Tess Patricia Miller is the most beautiful, ravishing and exuberant girl on the planet. Her astonishing blonde hair makes all the girls jealous, her AMAZING tiny Jaden Hossler light the whole room up and her TOTALLY NORMAL SIZED NOSE IS STUNNING. Tess always gives the best life advice in those real deep conversations, and is always there for you no matter what. Tess is the best, thickest, and funniest friend ever, and anyone whose lucky enough to know a Tess Patricia Miller should know just how lucky they are <3

Omg, she has an ass like a Tess Patricia Miller!
Damn, I wish I knew a Tess Patricia Miller 😩
I wish my nose was as snatched as Tess’
Bahahahaha, you say sorry like a Tess Patricia Miller

by Tessmillerlover123 November 8, 2019

Tess and David

Amazing couple with a lifetime to spend together. Life of the party and the center of attention when they are together. no doubt this couple will last through the good times and bad.

Tess and David are at it again!

by Theresa Galardo April 17, 2012

tess g

she is a star she is beautiful she is wonderful boys are scared to ask her out.

man 1:Man I want to ask tess g out but im scared
man 2:Me too I really like her

by K1llerkool April 19, 2017

Tess Everis

Tess Everis is a vendor in Destiny 2

and she keeps fucking making me empty my wallet for an ornament
STOP TAKING MY MONEY BUNGIE
YOU LEFT ACTIVISION ALREADY

Tess Everis aka eververse is selling that pink ornament for malfeasense again

its only 1.250 bright dust
also 3.250 bright dust for an emote

by morbinmogus February 14, 2022

Tess D'Urberville

a Tess D'Urberville is a desolate character. A character deprived of any defining traits other than being unfortunate. It is an attempt from the author to make a character relatable, and only succeeding in making the reader feel sorry

Dang, Nick Caraway is such a Tess D'Urberville

by The Great James Gatz December 2, 2022