Hoe Terms

A HOE TERM: Any word or phrase used in a sentence or as an expression where the meaning can be interpreted loosely, as loose as a hookers vagina.

Cousin 1: So, I know you've had some slight misfortunes or small mishaps in your life, I mean really, if I didn't know you or witness half of this shit, I'd think someone was making all these tiny infractions. I'd hate to see what happens if you had a big tragedy.

Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!

THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!

EXAMPLE:

Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.

Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!

Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!

by Dark Muse September 21, 2011

Activi-tarts

Stay at home mothers (SAHM)that don't stay home and can be pinpointed at numerous children's activities around town on an extra customary basis.

Two stay at home mums SAHM who scouer the papers and venue guides to allocate children's activities being held during school hours to entertain the preschool siblings, Activi-tarts usually commence the journey to their destination with a coffee and morning tea and finish the day with a quick bite to eat lunch. They attended library centres museums, science programes and any pre school activities around the city in lieu of staying at home to solely entertain the child

by SAHM-NP January 17, 2014

sharty tarts

Code for "time out, I quit, no restarts"... to proclaim you won't do something

Friend's mother: "Someone take the trash out"
You: "Sharty tarts"

by chedderbobyoass December 3, 2016

a.p. tests

another form of corruption by the CollegeBoard to take your money while embarrassing students. These scores not only subject students into more rigorous academic curriculum, but forces the young pupils to recognize two issues with life: Money and Challenge. If you pass a test, that means that you're somewhat above mediocre. If you fail, I'd be concerned with how many brain cells you have.

Those a.p. tests really kicked my thicc butt.

by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 16, 2018

sex terms

Words where you think it means something else, but actually have a sexual context.

The Urban Dictionary is 10 % made-up words, 5 % actual words, 1% merchandise, and 84 % sex terms.

by Atomizer January 15, 2015

camp as a row of pink tents

someone who appears to be incredibly, stereotypically gay

by cracky March 1, 2003

Teresa

Amazing, enough said! :D

By Ryan

amazing cool beautiful teresa

by 123ryan789 December 27, 2011