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I should’ve swallowed you

A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.
Son: “I hate you
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”
by themillennial January 1, 2019
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swallowing the stones

Larry: Hey you and your gf get busy?
Me: yupp she winded up giving me a hj and swallowing the stones
by uberrf January 5, 2008
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Swoleosis

(swoh-lee-oh-sis) n.

An abnormal proliferation of jacked fibraz, brah.

Often associated with gym memberships, a large Big Three, an unlimited supply of pussy, and a disdain for MySpace 'ripped' kids.

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"Yo dude, what happened to you last night!?! Last I saw you were gamin' that 9, and then you were gone!"

"Yeah brah, she was diggin' the bis, so we went back to her place. Turns out she's in med school...diagnosed me with a severe case of swoleosis that could only be treated with a great lay."
by AirChair February 3, 2009
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Swolonoscopy

The examination of one's form whilst getting swole at the gym for the purpose of correcting errors which may prevent maximum swollicity or the further development of Swoliosis. Failure to correct bad form may result in terminal Swoliosarcoma.
Hey bro, can you give me a Swolonoscopy while I get my swole on with this power rack?
by failbot_9000 June 27, 2010
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Swollgasm

the intense feeling of self gratification when in the act of or being admired for ones large muscular physique
Dennis was overcome by an intense swollgasm when he realized that his shirt was cutting off the circulation of his bulging biceps.
by MANdler September 16, 2010
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bitch swallowed the kids

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.
Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.
by H Dubs May 15, 2008
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baby swallower

a girl who always ends any sexual encounter by swallowing the cum shot.
i got a date with amy tonight. she is a notorious baby swallower!
by russland September 10, 2010
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