swenis

A term used to describe the metaphysical penis that women's rights advocates have; while some females complain that misogynistic men are always "thinking with their penis", ardent feminists are likewise "always thinking with their swenis".

"Man, I can't organize a project team at our company without some lady in a power suit whipping out her swenis and threatening to sue us if we don't include women."

by OrangeMonkey April 25, 2006

Sweedish Thunder Bucket

The art of smearing your own shit on toast and wrapping it in tin foil before putting it in a microwave on high with a baby duck in a crowded hot tub.

The party was a bust we lost 6 people to a Sweedish Thunder Bucket.

by TEH_PLUMZ June 6, 2015

Sheenism

A series of random, incoherent words or sentences which make no sense to anyone....including the person saying them.

Man 1: Greg's ok until he starts drinking. Then he starts flying off the handle about warlocks, dragons, and tiger's blood.

Man 2: Sounds like Greg is having a Sheenism.

by Octavio Stevens April 20, 2011

Sheenis

penis wrapped in cocaine

named after charlie sheen

today this bitch was blowin lines off my sheenis

by ganja2112 September 20, 2011

Sleenis

An uncircumcised penis

I heard he had a sleenis..

by double_d_shari March 4, 2010

sheenis

A cocaine covered penis named after actor Charlie Sheen for his affinity for cocaine and prostitutes.

I'm sure that only a girl who is really a coke head wants a Sheenis.

by winningtigerblood69 September 21, 2011

Steenis

Any type of machine that is operated with coin money.

I think I'll purchase a cola from this steenis.

by Billiam442 February 17, 2008