snaffle

To snort or sniff an intoxicating substance, usually an opiate.

Did you snaffle that entire 80?

by weegee August 11, 2005

shwaffle

To laugh uncontrollibly, usually used in instant messaging.

my buddy corey was telling me this great joke today and it made shwaffle so hard.

by bomquesa November 26, 2007

Swaffer

To yell or holler at another. A synonym for the word HOLLA!

Hey yo girl, here's my number, swaffer at me later.

The basketball team is up by 6 points, swaffer!!

by Nikki M February 5, 2007

Swaffler

Slang term used to define an individual whos actions are make it appear that they have switched (waffled) their sexual preferences. More often than not a man or woman who appears to their friends to have recently flipped their sexual preferences from heterosexual to homosexual.

"Man did you see jimbos shirt? yup pink, he's a swaffler"

"that hot chick was on bruce's dick all night and he didn't hit that? yup, hes a swaffler"

by Santacrawz December 23, 2006

Saffles

Someone who is described of having the short end of the stick. A potential down-syndrome client. A douchebag of high caliber. Considered being one of the greatest insults to be given next to being called "retarded"

Guy 1: Dude, you know what you're acting like right now? You're acting like a saffles.

Guy 2:...Don't you ever call me that ever again.

by UAC Mars Research Team November 7, 2010

swafflebagging

Changing back and forth between swaffling and teabagging a partner or adversary either metaphorically or real.

Swafflebagging is fun between friends.

by slopsock69 June 2, 2023

Swifflenerd

Nerd since birth. Referring to their intellectual and their knowledge about everything that is non-relevant or non-important such as which Star Trek cruiser was faster.

Man that guy is the biggest swifflenerd EVER.

by HardRockin427 February 3, 2010