superbowl

Just another excuse to gamble, drink and eat and sit on your ass all day long and actually believe the players on the other side of the television can hear you and your obnoxious testosterone.

Be quiet and pass me the tacos, chilli, chips, a few beers and the squares while I watch the superbowl game.

by Jennifer0911 February 3, 2008

Superbowl Ring

Taking one of your balls in between your fingers making in look like a ring.

Have you seen his superbowl ring?

by JustinJerkoff? March 5, 2009

Superbowl Surprise

a huge, explosive fart brought about by an injury

When Brent jumped right on Hilary's guts, she let out a huge Superbowl Surprise.

by frijole July 23, 2008

Superbowlner

When you get a huge raging boner of questionable persistence during while watching the Superbowl of the NFL, thus resulting in an entirely new type of boner... the SuperBowlner.

Guys sitting on a couch drinking beer while watching the SuperBowl, unsuspecting whats about to happen...

Guy 1: "Awesome my team just scored a touch..touchdown..ahhh whats happening!?"
Guy 2: "Looks like a case of Superbowlner."
Guy 1's pants explode and blacks out.
Guy 2 continues to drink beer and watch the game.

by NFL_SUPERSTAR69 October 20, 2009

Six Superbowls

The Greatest Franchise Ever, A Pirate roaming the backfield, Hardest 16 game gauntlet, dragged toes, Determination, Grit, How the game should be played, Through the hands once, but NEVER twice, Poise, History, Silverback and Woodley giving an OL nightmares, Longest Play in Superbowl History.. One Knocked out running back, One Knocked out Wes Welker, One teflon to collisions Free Safety, oh yeah.. and don't forget... only found in Pittsburgh.

Dalls, and San Francisco just are not Six Superbowls

by ScottGfromSixSuperbowls March 4, 2009

superbowl

The championship match-up between the AFC and NFC conference winners in the game of (American) football. The event and, to a greater degree, the sport in general, is often referred to with disdain by pissy Europeans who attack it for no other reason than to be "better than America", probably because no one in America watches soccer. Boo fucking hoo.

Europeans pissed and moaned about Superbowl XXXVIII because Americans would rather watch the Patriots and the Panthers play then Ecuador and Australia.

by Mr. Shmallow February 3, 2004

Superbowl

An event with all the pomp and circumstance you'd expect from the Americans, despite the fact they're the only nation on Earth who gives a shit about this 'sport' (rugby with pads)

Man 1: Alright mate, you goin' to the Superbowl this Saturday?
Man 2: Nah, i'm gonna watch the footie down the pub, get pissed and have a fight. Fancy it?
Man 1: Sounds good. Mine's a Carling.

by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004