shmaggle

A slang term for a cigarette

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?

by snowbutcher April 28, 2011

shmagma

Large chunk of ice, consisting of dirt, road grime and magchloride that forms in the wheel well of a car or truck.

I just spent 1/2 hour cleaning up melted shmagmas in my garage.

by firemom January 10, 2010

smagma

The crust formed around ones dickhead when he is un-circumsized and un-clean. "Uncircumsized Dick Crud"

"The smagma on my dick wont come off its so dirty."

by rottendickhertz August 28, 2009

smagma

Smagma is the conjoined mixture of sperm, and vaginal juice found after prolonged intercourse. It gets churned up and frothy. But it has to be a combination of the both, it can't be one or the other. Not to be confused with a simple wet spot.

It was her turn to get a towel to clean up the smagma, it seamed to be everywhere.

by turnthepagge November 20, 2010

Shmag

Noun)Any condiment placed on food

ADJ) Anything on ones self that does not belong there and/or causes a mess or stain

(N)Shmag) Are you going to put any shmag on your hot dog

(ADJ)Shmag) Dude you have some shmag on your shirt

by neutron212 October 21, 2004

shmagma

goo caused by excess skin of an uncircumsized penis.

sam got his shmagma all over ahsley's face when she went down on him

by Leor May 10, 2003

SUAGFY

Short for Shut Up And Go F*ck Youself

- I'm gonna haunt you forever! Muahaha!
- SUAGFY...

by Keez September 7, 2005