A situation in which multiple (3+) gun weilding people are all pointing their shit at each other. They hold out to shoot until someone fucks it up and everybody dies.
The snitch in Reservoir Dogs must have been like "man im fuckin up theres a mother fuckin mexican standoff going down in this mother fucker. fuck.'
by speede September 22, 2006
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by DanielDisastrous March 17, 2009
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Get the sundown mug.A never ending competition that MUST be considered VERY carefully before initiating. It is first initiated when Person 1 smacks something out of Person 2's hand and yells "SPUNDOOLIE!" The challenge is now initiated. The next time Person 2 sees Person 1 with something in their hands, they MUST smack that item out and yell "SPUNDOOLIE!" The challenge now belongs to Person 1 again. This repeats for eternity.
Typically, Spundoolie is first initiated during an argument. Person 1 and 2 are arguing, Person 1 has enough, says "Screw this! Spundoolie!" and knocks whatever Person 2 is holding onto the ground.
Theoretically, Spundoolie COULD be stopped in Person 1 and 2 both hold something and simultaneously knock the items onto the ground, creating a truce until Spundoolie is initiated again. Keep in mind, this has never been successfully completed.
Typically, Spundoolie is first initiated during an argument. Person 1 and 2 are arguing, Person 1 has enough, says "Screw this! Spundoolie!" and knocks whatever Person 2 is holding onto the ground.
Theoretically, Spundoolie COULD be stopped in Person 1 and 2 both hold something and simultaneously knock the items onto the ground, creating a truce until Spundoolie is initiated again. Keep in mind, this has never been successfully completed.
*during an argument*
Person 1: "How can you not see that Adam Sandler is superior to Jim Carrey?"
Person 2: " Because Adam Sandler has so many trash movies!"
Person 1: "That's it! *knocks item out of Person 2's hands* SPUNDOOLIE!"
Person 1: "How can you not see that Adam Sandler is superior to Jim Carrey?"
Person 2: " Because Adam Sandler has so many trash movies!"
Person 1: "That's it! *knocks item out of Person 2's hands* SPUNDOOLIE!"
by Bad Cactus January 7, 2018
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by Agrijag December 6, 2011
Get the French Standoff mug.When someone on a bike stops for a car because the car has the right of way, and then the car unnecessarily stops for the bike because the driver is being overly polite and cautious.
Hipster #1: "Dude, I had three Portland Standoffs on my ride back from Hawthorne!"
Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."
Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."
by sketchmeister December 7, 2012
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