When someone on a bike stops for a car because the car has the right of way, and then the car unnecessarily stops for the bike because the driver is being overly polite and cautious.
Hipster #1: "Dude, I had three Portland Standoffs on my ride back from Hawthorne!"
Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."
Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."
by sketchmeister December 3, 2012