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Sucker Stroking

Like when a dude acts disrespect towards you because a woman is around. He tries to diss you and put you down to make himself look superior to you especially in front of her. He’s Sucker Stroking!
Tom always be Sucker Stroking when Josefina comes around.
by GreatUltimate February 10, 2021
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han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.
by Russell Longgrear March 30, 2008
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Dick Stroking

Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.

Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.
Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.

Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.
by qw12DUIS December 29, 2013
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yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.
Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!
by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016
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grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable
guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!
by bambo15 April 21, 2017
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troll stroking

The act of stroking your troll doll's hair while applying chapstick in a creepy manner on the outside of your lips.
Mandy, it's impolite to be Troll Stroking in front of your friends.
by MisFit27 July 24, 2017
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Road Stroking

A word pronounced as "Road Strokin'" is a term used as of late 2012 to describe when a man is "stroking" himself in the road to passing cars.
"I am going Road Stroking later, you wanna come?"
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