Shive Physics

The special brand of "normalicy" applied when reading the web comic El Goonish Shive. This includes, but is not limited to, transformational guns, duplicates, shapeshifting, alternate universes, gender manipulation, animé-style energy attacks, animate goo, human pheromones, wanton genetic manipulation, animé-style feminine hammers, magic in general, talking squirrels, infinite amounts of one-button remotes, demonic ducks of some sort, and aliens. This phrase can be similar in use to "A wizard did it" when reading 8-Bit Theater.

"How can Ellen shoot that beam out of her hand?" "Shive Physics."

by Inev July 25, 2003

shit shiver

The shiver you get after dropping a deuce of substantial girth that tests the laws of physics. Like cold shiver but much more satisfying. In fact, very similar to a piss shiver, enjoyed after satisfying a tremendous need to drain your lizard.

Man, I hate dropping a deuce so enormous that it feels like giving birth & leads to rectal spasms. Hey, but at least I got to enjoy the inevitable shit shiver.

by Lovell from UT September 2, 2010

Staver

A word used in the Scottish Highlands to describe a long and drawn out drinking session.

"Aye, that wis a some staver ah wis on! Ma heed's burstin the noo" or "Friday's jist roon the corner, ah'm goin on a staver this weekend"

by Johnny30 July 6, 2007

shivey

adjective meaning great or brilliant, used to describe a persons opinion of an event or object

created by norris

"dude did u see that mans hat"
"yeah it was shivey"

by zeby January 29, 2008

Sniveling Anus Syndrome

A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.

Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.

Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?

Me:...What if I have?

Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.

by neutrogina October 9, 2016

Skive

The English term for faking sickness just so you can miss school/work

I’m gonna skive today so I miss the test

by ThatGirlWhoMakesUpWords February 7, 2018

Shiver Shits

A large movement of the bowels so intense that it causes the individual to shake with euphoria.

"Dude I had the best shiver shits last tonight. It felt like Tinkerbell stuck her wand up my ass."

by stlnastyfuzz November 23, 2009