Stifler

Forget Jesus. If God took the form of a mortal man, that man would be Stifler, and the American Pie series would be his Bible.

He is THE man. A symbol of pure masculinity in today's modern sea of girly boys. He speaks his mind, and utters such profound and prophetic statements as "Eat shit, shit-brick". He is desired by women and men (of a certain sexual orientation) everywhere, due to his rugged good looks, and manly charm.

Through his ridiculing of those with a low level of social skills, he is single-handedly responsible for all human evolution and cultural development.

He is the the best example of what Freidrich Nietzsche would consider to be the "Overman", he is the peak of human development, the elite of the species, the great creator. He is what all mankind aspires to become.

He is Stifler.

Matt: Shit dude, I wish I was more like Stifler.
Den: Keep workin' at it homeboy, you'll get there one day.

by Mixmaster Matt April 6, 2007

Steffen's mum

The act of ploughing a norweigan lady seven times in one night.

Yo, I steffen's mummed that norweigan girl lastnight

by norweiganluva December 9, 2008

stiflejack

The act of initially shooting down an idea, and then later using the same idea and framing it as your own.

My boss stiflejacked the idea that I presented during our meeting last week.

by ryguysdicktionary October 31, 2015

Stiff Sack

Being a boring/square person, not being involved in group activities

Chris doesn’t want a shot, he’s being a proper stiff sack

by Sandra, Holly, Emily, Chris April 30, 2021

Stiff Grain of Rice

A micropenis that is erect.

Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!

by Cooker of Rice January 14, 2022

willy sniffer

A person who has a fetish 4 sniffing the male genitalia

Abi is now a full time willy sniffer
Shut up Nigel, you willy sniffer

by Nigel Igger July 8, 2006

cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition

The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.

by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008