General studies

Most 16-18 year olds in the UK are forced to take this subject, but it isn't recognized by a lot of universities due to its incredible easiness (from personal experience, it is possible to get 93% without attending a single class, revising or even knowing what the exam is about). Serves to crush the confidence of students everywhere as they learn how to:

Read newspapers
Find the areas of surfaces
Form social opinions
Re-enforce work done two years ago for subjects which hold no interest

Also a nice source of income for examining boards.

1. "I wanted to go to my Further Maths lesson but I need to do some fucking General Studies speaking competition."

2. "Dude, she's easier than General Studies"

by cjr November 3, 2005

Gacha Studio

The most popular type of “animation” in 2018. It’s blowing up Youtube with cliche stereotypes, such as”The Hated Child Who Becomes A Princess” or “The Hated Child With Superpowers”.

OMG, did you see that Gacha Studio app that Christie downloaded? She thinks that it will get her more views on her channel!

by TechnoAxe November 28, 2018

standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Standing Head

A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.

Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."

by KingjamesIV December 27, 2011

standing blowjob

When josh cant reach the dick on his knees so he has to stand

hey your pretty short give me a standing blowjob

by Real Nigerian prince November 10, 2017

Saudimize

(Verb) to do some fucked ass shit.
Ex. Make a left turn or u-turn from the right hand side of the road. To quadrupile pass on a two lane road. To do anything the hardest possible way. Or shove small children out of the way to go first. Aka standard practice practice in Saudi Arabia

Wow did you see the fucker Saudimize that exit he cut off like 6 cars in 4 seconds to get off the overpass! Or you do the same thing you simply shout SAUDIMIZED!

by Bor3dexpat May 4, 2018

Standing water

A popular term amongst non-swimming youths which refers to large bodies of water in which one can touch the ground.

Person A: Geee it's hot today, I'd love to go for a dip!

Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?

Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...

by chillybang July 25, 2018