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Satanism

A group of pathetic emo nerds who feel enlightened yet still adhere to the ridiculous concept of religion by calling themselves satanists.
I had no friends, so I chose Satanism”
by sheetstains September 20, 2020
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Statens

A better demonym for USA citizens, as the previous one "American" can also refer to the 3 Americas aka the ENTIRE continent.

Also spelled Stadens
Canadian: Yo that American is so wack

South American: Oy, no Perlwa, the preferred term is Statens, since I myself am also American.

Perlwa: pardon my accent, these Stadens are so wack
by Taylen Wish March 27, 2021
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Stevenism

Steven: Better never then late
Jon: that was a stevenism
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Satanism

Don't be Fooled! Liberals believe in Satanism!
by Montemountainmontana September 22, 2022
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Satanism

Since religion is a sensitive topic, it should be noted that I am as bare bones as possible and do not know much about this religion. It is a religion followed by the "demon god" although there is no god in Satanism, The name of his is "Baphomet". Most people think since Satanism has "Satan" in its name, they think they worship Satan himself but that of far from the truth. According to it there are multiple Satans with different social levels. This is much as I have gathered, feel free to correct me by disliking this post and for me fixing it
David: Bro, did you heard of Satanism?
Zach: Yeah I think they worship Satan's.
David: No dude they have another guy named Bapho-. I forgor 💀
Zach:It's alright dude
by Just a guy living his way October 19, 2022
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Satanism

Against popular belief, this religeon DOES NOT sacrifice pure virgins to the devil in bloody human sacrifice. Instead it is a pro-humanity, anti-theistic, pro-hedonist sect of ATHEISM that was created to basically be the opposite of Christianity made by vengeful ex-christains. The rules go as follow:

Rule 1: Do What You Want, when you want, how you want.

Rule 2: Feel free to Indulge in worldly pleasures for your own enjoyment
Rule 3: There is no God, only darkness

Rule 4: Seek revenge against those who wronged you and help those who helped you
Rule 5: You only live once, so live life to the fullest and how you see fit.
Rule 6: Humanity is supreme, no god can dictate your fate.
"Satanism is widely misunderstood. While I strongly disagree with their worldview, they don't actually worship demons and they certainly don't perform human sacrifice. It's more of an idealolgy or worldview rather than an organized religeon, and they mainly use "Satan" as a mascot rather than a figure of worship. In fact, Satanists are completely against organized religeon entirely and are largely anti-theistic."
by KrimsonKatt November 28, 2022
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Statesist

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership to other states than the one they are vacationing in or residing in.
I noticed when Jacob sees anouther car in traffic with anouther states license plate he gets quite aggravated. I think he's becoming "statesist".
by Crobx2 August 23, 2023
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