Status Sex

When couples repeatedly use Facebook Statuses or tweets to show unnecessary affection for everyone on Facebook to see,though we understand their love, we don't need to hear about it all the time over the internet

Me: Hey did you see Tyler's Status
Friend: No, what'd it look like
Me: Some boring affection for his girlfriend that no one wants to see
Friend: Yeah, I wish he'd stop having Status Sex

by Dbone16 July 23, 2012

Dope Status

When a vehicle is fitted with wheels that push the envelope in regards to ride height, width, diameter, offset and camber.

I can't believe Bob is tucking 17x11 BBS RS on his VW Golf, that shit is on dope status.

by mikeyrocks May 6, 2009

Stahp

A way of saying stop, when you don’t actually want someone to stop

Person 1- you’re so beautiful
Person 2- oh stahp, you’re too kind
Person 1- ...
Person 2- WELL WHY’D YOU STOP THOUGH

by Arnarity June 23, 2020

shitpost status

The status reached when you upload many short, low-res, usually worthless videos that are presumably meant to be funny to YouTube, sometimes 20 or 30 a day. Pioneered by channels such as Preston Garvey and jjxmb.

I uploaded a ton of videoclips I found in a meme thread on Discord to youtube, so I guess I've reached shitpost status!

by TheRealDiamond02 December 4, 2020

Status Whore

One who practices putting out constant updates about their mundane lives via facebook, twitter, or myspace. Not to be confused with a status slut: one who comments on statuses but doesn't actually put out anything.
related terms:
Facebook Whore
Myspace Whore
Twitter Whore (less common)

Jilllian: i love taylor swift. teardrops on my guitar makes me cry every time. (1 minute ago)
Jillian: we were both young, when i first saw you... (30 seconds ago)
Jillian: i close my eyes and the flashback starts i'm standing there...( 10 seconds ago)
Jillian: on a balcony in the summer air...
Mike: Jillian ******** is such a f*cking status whore. i hate her with every fiber of my being.

by dantheman51392 November 8, 2009

raptor status

A high level of intoxication, pretty much black-out drunk, that you hold your arms and posture like a raptor and make groans and grunts.

Uh-oh! Billy is raptor status.

by tanningsalon May 18, 2011

Hero Status

When you or a friend be getting everyone of the opposite sex attracted and sprung. It's usually more of a term for guys, but women can be hero status as well. A stronger term for the word would be Superhero status

Kris: Look at you with all your women. You ain't even doing anything, they just coming to you!
Darrien: Yeah I don't know man, just keeping it hero status!

by Kris Savvy August 26, 2009