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sprunting

To do this practice you need 3 people total. 2 live, and 1 dead. The dead person has to be female. The 2 others can be male or female. Either way, it goes like this:

The 2 people spread the legs of the dead chick wide open. One of the 2 people stick his face right in front of the girls vagina and the other gets on top of something a little higher than the body. Then the one dude jumps off onto the body crushing the girls body. The guy with his face at the girls vagina gets a collection of bodily juices blown into his face.
Dude, let's go sprunting tonight. There is the hottest dead chick buried in Camel City.
by explosions in the sky October 12, 2004
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Slunking

Friend 1: Snowday today! what should we do?

Friend 2: Let's go slunking.

Friend 1: Hell yeah
by LeahandHailey February 12, 2010
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Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.
by Psyco6 March 6, 2012
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Skrunting

when a male and female are having bum sex and the man pulls out to swap to the vagina but 'accidentaly' he misses and sends his jism up the girls chest. as the girl stands up in shock the male 'accidentaly' head butts her in the back of the head.
Male. "sorry about the skrunting last night i swear it was an accident"

Female. "yeah just like it was a accident the other ten times"
by Rolphy March 5, 2009
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Spanking

Repeatedly smacking someone on the butt to cause pain, usually with a flat object
1)for discipline
2)for sexual purposes.
1) If you don't do your chores I will spank you.
2)I have been a naughty girl spank me harder. I need more spanking.
by Baby panda3333 October 8, 2017
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Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.
When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.
by Kelley D. August 3, 2005
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monkey spanking

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video
by AntUK January 23, 2003
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