seat sniffing

When you smell someones seat, at most, 15 seconds after they get up

"Did you see that Guy seat sniffing that girl after she got up"

by justlykethis September 18, 2013

Scruffing

The act of a male or female, though often male, furiously masterbating as if it were a matter of life and death. This act is then often repeated throughout the day. This term is also used in slang as "Scruffin".

Where is Todd? He is probably in his room scruffing.

by Scruffington March 25, 2010

Rod Stiffington

A penis that is in the erect status.

Mike," Why did you change your facebook name to Rod Stiffington?

Marc," Because i constantly have a boner!!

by meatcurtins July 14, 2010

shoulder sniffing

If their is a group of friends and somebody (not a friend) tries to join in the conversation but just finds themselves lingering on the outskirts, getting nothing but people's backs to them, they are shoulder sniffing.

Who the hell is that guy shoulder sniffing? I swear I've never spoken to him before.

by Sam Kinnear April 28, 2008

Second-Hand Sniffing

The act of getting high my smelling the body or breath of someone who has recently been smoking weed.

He's tripping balls since he was second-hand sniffing earlier.

by ML-lol October 8, 2011

Sprinting

A form of running involving going very short distances in very small amounts of time. Sprinters are people who are athletic, but lack the balls to run farther then 400 meters at a time.

"The inside lanes are reserved for sprinting or doing something productive"

by shortwiz247 March 19, 2009

sniffing that K

smelling cocaine

baby you got something in your nose, sniffing that K?

by balloonhead494L August 18, 2022