Snatched

When something is so amazing your wig is found in South Korea.

"Did you see that performance of BTS last night?"
"Yeah, it had me snatched."

by BtsFanatics October 10, 2018

Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.

Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."

Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.

by Bructus August 13, 2010

Stretched-Out Logan

If you take Logan and pull his legs, arms, and head to the point of maximum stretchiness.

Shiggy: YOOO! Is that stretched-out Logan in the Hall?
Radec: Yeah! He looks just like regular-sized Logan, just stretched out!

by Jcalks5 May 1, 2019

Stretched Tires

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.

My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.

by KTeacherK June 15, 2021

neck scratcher

An cock, as used in oral seks.

20:27:58 klineh i have a scratchy throat
20:28:15 Fritz McKrieg you can use my neck scratcher

by Fritzkrieg November 19, 2007

cat scratcher

A cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.

My cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so I drove over in the rain and got my brains fucked out.

by Jenniecat March 21, 2016

Head Scratcher

Used to define your one friend who never gets any puss even though he's not a loser.

Why can't Jake get any action? He's a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can't get laid for shit. It's a real head scratcher...

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017