Spock it out

To assess the situation with logic

When you Spock it out, you do like Spock and determine if it’s a situation you can deal with - “Captain Kirk - there’s a 31 percent chance we can make it past the guards and disable the reactor”

“Spock - this isn’t a time for logic!”

by Garfield Hoover March 15, 2022

Spock cock

When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.

Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"

by Songyy July 22, 2023

spock-socket

A less affectionate referral to the anus as a sexual orifice.

"There was a bit of confusion about why the genitalia was pixelated in the image, while we were treated to a perfect view of their puckered, flakey spock-socket.

by Toungeston October 17, 2023

crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.

If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.

by ronnachu August 18, 2009

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

by thesquidge July 19, 2009

Too bad spock dies

You say this when someone gives away the ending of a movie.

Hey, watching star trek 2 huh? Too bad spock dies.

by SBD March 27, 2005

The Spock Position

This is a sex position. Start by simply holding your hand out like Spock does on the show "Star Trek" then set your legs up the way your hands are placed. For those wondering what the thumb is, its the midget watching.

"I asked Candace to do the Spock Position last night and she said no."
"Well looks like you just have to dump her."
"I already paid the midget and everything"

by tiny.vivi.666 October 30, 2012