Splorch

The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.

Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!

by Tai Zidek January 5, 2005

spork

The god of silverware.

Use sporks instead of forks and spoons. You'll end up saving table space.

by GastonRabbit June 14, 2004

splorting

To splort or the act of splorting, is when a man/woman orgasms so hard, the sound of the cum leaving the urethra can be heard.

Dan: Ugh, she stuck her finger in my butt and hit the G-Spot just right. I was splorting so hard.

by MazinLaw14 March 5, 2017

Spork

The act of a man spooning a woman with a little bit of pork.

"Ughhh Gene, I woke up with Ryan spoonin me and I felt his boner in my back, he was sporkin the shit outta me."

by Genomaculant November 27, 2011

sporking

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

by spissatus February 4, 2010

Sporkage

The verb/adj/noun form of spork. Often used as a replacement for many things.

I really need some sporkage.
Look at that great sporkage!
I'm gonna go sporkage.

by Sporkage March 27, 2003

splorp

A NorCal slang-word used similarly to the word "jawn". A replacement for almost any noun if used correctly.

A-yo! Ya'll ninjas gots that splorp we was talkin 'bout last night?

Sorry man. Didn't mean to get all up in your splorp like that.

by BlaZe2f0Ur7 October 3, 2016