Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008

sploogearific

You find yourself covered in splooge almost 24/7

Your mother is sploogearific because she does not stop having sex with Captain Crunch

by John Lang May 11, 2006

sploogetastic

An action or event so overwhelmingly great as to make one ejaculate Amazing or awesome.

I wish we could've stayed longer bro. That party was fucking sploogetastic.

by Dirty Pete R June 28, 2009

Splooge McFuck

The porn adaptation of Scrooge McDuck

"dude wtf is that porn? Is that a guy dressed like Scrooge Mcduck?"
"No bro, that's Splooge McFuck you moron"

by idiotperson March 1, 2017

Sploofer

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023

splooge nugget

a giant clump of splooge that has dried up on some one's face

Hey man I splooge nuggeted someones face while they were sleeping.

by Paul Vargo has no balls January 6, 2010

turbo splooge

When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh

hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.

by andrewp November 20, 2007