spalge

the residue found on someones sheets who cannot be bothered to clean them after mastibating.

man, my sheets are all covered in spalge.

by Jack & Dan May 5, 2005

spluge

The white shit that comes out of ones dick during an erection. (usually into anothers mouth)

After that bitch sucked me off, she got spluge on my shirt cuz she didn't swollow.

by Coby February 19, 2003

Slagerman

A man who rams another mans penis down his throat, instead of the usual sucking.

Tim: Did you hear about john and jake? I heard that they're gay for each other.

Ryan: Yeah, I heard Jake's a real Slagerman.

by Mongo_2000 March 6, 2010

splaggot

Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.

Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"

by Katie Grape May 21, 2008

Spagett

A very important part of a bears life. A bear will get really angry if somebody had touchad his spagett.

Somebody toucha my spagett

Made by Noah Marquie

by Legit_Informer January 30, 2018

Aqua Spluge

A man who ejaculates in a pool. Mainly during sex with a girl but he can be by himself.

"Man You actually banged her last night?"
"Yea we were in your pool?"
"Aww come on Aqua Spluge my family swims in there"
"Not any more"

by Charles Jonnnysonsin September 13, 2006

Splange

A girls smelly vagina

She's got a right splange

by jen68 December 7, 2006