St Cloud Superman

A man who one day in the late 90s decided he needed to 'protect' the city of St Cloud MN. He perched himself at a highly noticed intersection of town, 25th Ave and Divison St. the former home of a small Dairy Queen. He work a tight fitting, cut muscle style, Superman tshirt and donned a large American flag on a pole. He could be seen at this location for quite something until he was trespassed from the property and adjoining businesses for harassment to customers.

To this day in 2021 he still is seen driving the streets of ol StC in his same shirts (much, MUCH larger) and flags to more draw up fights with locals.

Sarah...'wanna go to go to DQ and get a blizzard?'
Julie...'NO WAY! St Cloud Superman is out there again and being really creepy! Let's go to the Red Barn instead!'

by ElleNels February 4, 2021

crank dat superman

cum on a girls back and stick the covers on her back, when it dry it will be stuck.

i met this girl and i crank dat superman on da hoe

by diamon chey April 7, 2008

Superman in Denial

The act of grabbing your girl's breasts with both hands while vigorously shaking your head left to right repeatedly and rapidly during a muff dive. In the process, you look like Superman flying with both arms stretched out, but at the same time the vigorous head shake make you look like you're in denial.

Yo, my boy was playing Superman in Denial last night.

by 3to6 October 23, 2009

superman syndrome

When someone is so good at leaving with no one noticing, you start to think they are actually superman.

What happened to Jason? He always does this, there must be an earthquake in China or something. That kid's got superman syndrome.

by rupe February 22, 2008

superman position

The Superman Position is where the girl is laying on her back, legs pulled up to chest, and you do her while pretending like your superman. It puts a lot of stress on her back, but its fun!

I'm doing the superman position. I fly up high on top of her thighs!

by J.R.R. June 18, 2008

Stuperman

When Superman defies established rules set in the comic universe he becomes Stuperman, a combination of Stupid and Superman.

In Superman Returns when Superman lifts the island of Kryptonite laced crystals he suddenly transformed into Stuperman!

by MysticX November 14, 2007

superman

The world's most recognizable superhero.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Superman!"

by DJD December 20, 2003