solutionize

To figure out the dopest course of action possible.

Y'all need to put your heads and solutionize cause they going be here any minute!

by Cocoa Marcelle April 11, 2017

solutionizing

The act of coming up with a solution to a problem, or perceived problem, when all one wants really is an empathetic ear.

I was trying to tell her about what was going on at work and she kept solutionizing in stead of just listening.

by EB The Great! April 10, 2012

Netcom solutions

An attempt to fix something in a MacGyver Like fashion, but ends up just being a load of crap.

Nasa used netcom solutions on the space shuttle foam, as a result it still fell off.

by MacGyver2006 September 5, 2008

Suicide Solution

An alcoholic beverage made by combining every other alcoholic beverage available. A little of this a little of that. This includes mixing beer, wine and liquor in the same container. May contain non-alcoholic ingredients as well, such as soda mixers or juice. Often made by combining the last quarter shot or so of any near empty bottles.

So named because the beverage, when consumed, or sometimes just stared at or breathing in the fumes, will:

Give you a hangover that feels like a failed suicide attempt.
Get you so drunk you'll think you died.
Possibly kill you.
Give you a taste of death, thus convincing you not to commit suicide.

Drink with caution.

Ok, we've got a little bit of vodka, some rum, some jeager and some red wine left, who's up for a suicide solution?

by Wolf89 September 30, 2012

Secret Spunk Spillage Solution

the solution to the age old problem for women - do I spit or swallow?

if you keep your mouth open at the point the testicular squatters are released (and say you have a hand in on the action too) then man milk just gets disguised as existing saliva / lube. Thus saving the female from having to gulp back what can only be described as something tasting like the devils piss or rudely spitting the man’s offerings out.... Thus providing the 'Secret Spunk Spillage Solution' – all parties happy!

by bexyboo August 6, 2009

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by Love problem solution babaji December 14, 2019

Final Solution

To Fart under the blankets and gas your girlfriend and the anal rape her to death.

Cathy pissed me off today, tonight I will give her the FINAL SOLUTION.

by Destructor82 December 4, 2014