Snailin'

When your in your car and some stupid fucking geriatric puss nugget is going 5 MPH, in front of you, when the speed limit is 40 and you are stuck behind him honking your horn thinking about how you have a fucking life and thinking this guy should die already and get out of your fucking way.

"Hey you old fucking wrinkle dick shitbag, why you snailin' on me??? Get the fuck out of my way bitch."

by L1qu1d S1lenc3r April 19, 2010

Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014

Snailing

Snailing is the act of Jizzing/Cumming on a girls face, Then afterwards turning your balls over your penis to give the impression of a snail, Then proceed to plant it on her face and rub the jizz around in a snail fashion.

Guy 1: Bro i totally snailed your mom last night.

Guy 2: Fuck you she's not the Snailing type

by AnAngryGerbal May 27, 2011

starling

When someone is both too drunk and too high to perform oral sex.

"Baby, you're just laying in between my legs?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm starling."

by chick cat November 4, 2009

snarkling

portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a 'parking' space in San Francisco and 'snarling', hence snarkling. Everyone in the city knows the experience.

When I tried to get to your wedding I wound up snarkling for half an hour and then I gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until I double-parked and got a ticket!

by jak attak November 24, 2007

snaring pelt

bacially snaring pelt can be as easy as a vacation down the shore with the boys...looking for some shore whores and fucking them silly

mom: hey son what you do all weekend?
Me: well mom i was snaring pelt like it was going out of style and i managed to not even get any VD's

by Jonny Mik June 2, 2008

Snarfling

the annoying sound the cup makes when the liquid is gone.

Cassie, stop snarfling, there's nothing left in that cup!

by S@M0wiTz December 29, 2009