smush muffins

similar to fun bags.

Man, that girl is so hot I want to see her smush muffins.

by Masta N April 26, 2006

smush-smush

what snookie wants to do to every male boy in the universe. it consists of rape and sexy porn but don’t like because she’s killing whoever she’s with by giving them unhealthy amounts of STD’s

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1 holy shit....

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 2 what?

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1 ITS GONNA SMUSH-SMUSH ME

𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕖 snookie want smush-smush

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1...... 𝚆𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙳

by stealthyybot on fortnite👍 April 25, 2019

Smussy

Smelly+Pussy

"Yo, I love pussy and all, but my girl got a smussy dog."

by Treble June 16, 2003

smuse

To be stupidly amused.

Cindy: rabbits, rabbits, rabbits
Murray: Cindy what are you doing?
Cindy: i'm trying to smuse myself

by moocakes January 15, 2010

smush monkey

Someone who walks slowly when you want to get somewhere in a hurry but you can't overtake for some reason

This group of smush monkeys are taking ages

by Stewie + Holly August 22, 2007

smush

(smoosh) noun. 1. a word comprised of two or more other words, often used as a humorous and extreme exaggeration of the original words; a portmanteau.

2. a game played by combining two or more words to form a new word, often with a secondary goal of creating the most funny-sounding exaggeration of the original words.

Ginormous is a great smush of "gigantic" and "enormous".

by pose2pose February 25, 2011

smush

a smush or smushes are people who walk very slowly while in front of people in a small place e.g. a shopping centre walkway.

angry shopper: 'i wish these smushes would the hurry the fuck up i got some shopping to do!'

angry shopper 2: 'i know, fucking smushes!'

by PlipandPlop July 27, 2006