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Slurp my gooch

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.
Slurp my gooch.”
by Goochslurper October 29, 2020
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SlurpyDogPussy

When a chick has a really loose and fat pussy and stretched out as if she has been getting fucked by k9 dogs.
Man bro I fucked that chick last night and I pounded her for days and still couldn’t cum. That chick has a SlurpyDogPussy.
by SlimJimRazorEdge November 9, 2019
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racial slurpee

metaphor: overt, in-your-face racism / derivative of term ‘racial slur’ and 'Slurpee', an ice-cold flavored drink sold by the 7-Eleven company
We're often served a “reality sandwich”; and sometimes, it comes with a racial slurpee.
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Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.
-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.
by karqz May 8, 2021
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Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.
Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)
by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010
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Slurp that stew

to "Slurp that stew" is to perform Cunnilingus.
Sharon (as Steve performs oral sex on her): Oooh yah, Come on baby! Slurp that stew!!!
by Da Boglin November 6, 2010
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slurp ramp

A raised platform with holes allows men to give or receive fellatio anonymously. Found in a dark room with minimal lighting in establishments catering to "kinky sex."
I came thrice on the slurp ramp!

I swallowed 20 guys on the slurp ramp.
by faggotsex October 15, 2008
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