Pod Slurping

Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.

Cheri is the queen of pod slurping. She never runs out of spit.

by Jimmy Keys December 24, 2008

Lurching Balls

To make a complete ass of one's self, or to react in a way that is viewed as extreme or irrational.

It's alright guys, he's just lurching balls.

by Smelt captain of the west sea October 25, 2008

Scorching The Earth

When someone, in a last-ditch effort to get rid of a virus, deletes everything completely off a computer and reinstalls windows.

Origin: When trying to combat illnesses, the CDC or variant for that country will set things on fire to contain the spread of infection. They will burn dead bodies, towns, clothes, food, and even the ground with flamethrowers if there is a reason to believe the virus/bacterium could survive in dirt.

I tried AVG, Avast, Casperky... all of them. I ended up scorching the earth.

by wakkadoodooo June 28, 2012

shurshing

A she checking out a she who may have balls

Tracey asked "bitch were you shurshing me at the pool table??!" "Yes I was... And you do not have balls after all."

by Tazer23 January 4, 2014

clurching

the act of clenching a butthole really tightly

i was clurching all the way to the bathroom

by Jsierra43 August 29, 2016

slurping the sturgeon

Giving a sloppy blow-job.

That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.

by Cronic Christoph October 6, 2016

Searching the Cave

The act of inserting your entire body into someones vagina along with a full camera crew in order to inspect and grade its value, and accurately judge if it can handle your gargantuan cock. Also a term for rectal exams in which the doctor is a homosexual pervert and has a poop fetish.

I'm a pro at searching the cave, if you need any help.

by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018