Parkour

1. The most pretentious douchy way to travel.
2. The mistaken belief that every surface has the traction needed to stick your landing.
3. Natural selection.
1. I have my own parkour channel on youtube with 1 million views.
2. Through parkour, I can travel across moss covered roofs of london and survive.
3. Parkour has helped us eliminated some of dumbest people in the world.
by wakkadoodooo November 03, 2016
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Idea Smuggling

The act of using language to sneak your preferred concept into the minds of others, and in turn, get them to agree with you or to think like you. This can be done by crafting narratives, redefining words, or by creating new words to manipulate the listener.

A prime example is the recent redefinition of the word racism. By changing the definition from racial prejudice, to a system and participants in that system, the entire library of books, speeches, and media dedicated to eradicating the racial prejudice, are now hijacked and used to attack whatever woke people deem to be "part of the system" (whatever that may be).
Through idea smuggling, you can coerce support out of beleaguered and docile people. Just name your group "The puppy rescue organization" and then do whatever you want. When someone criticizes your group, accuse them of hating puppies and standing in the way of rescuing them.
by wakkadoodooo June 29, 2021
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sneating

When a person goes on a date with someone they aren't interested in just so they can get a free meal. Usually done by women, cause let's face it, women almost never pick up the bill. Comes from the words sneaky and eating.
I was wondering why all these dinner dates from Tinder women weren't leading to a relationship. It turns out that women use Tinder for sneating now.
by wakkadoodooo January 17, 2021
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Fuck Boy

1. A weak, cowardly individual.
2. A man who wants to have sex with women but not date them.
3. A male who allows himself to be penetrated anally.

A pejorative term which more than likely was a replacement for the word "faggot."

In the same way that a pool cover is a cover for pools, a fuck boy is a boy for fucking.

Because "faggot" and "gay" are now a terms that are frowned upon, homophobic individuals needed a new anti-gay term to be a synonym for the negative qualities of an individual. Because a person who enjoys being penetrated (girls, male bottoms) are looked down upon as weak or inferior, the term "fuck boy" is now used to mean weak or inferior.

That aside, the term is used for far too many things to have a single definition. Some say a fuck boy is a misogynist that has no intent of dating a girl, just sleeping with her. Others say a fuck boy is a pussy, bitch, or a coward. Others say it is a callous and shallow male.

The first definition seems to be whatever the user wants it to mean, which makes it difficult to distinguish as a homophobic term, as the people using it most likely don't mean to reference homosexual men, despite the original meaning of the term.

It is possibly the modernization of the now frowned upon phrase "That's shit is so gay."
1. "Then this fuck boy lets a dude cut in front of him in line. He doesn't say anything about it, just bitches out and lets the dude walk all over him."

2. "I didn't respond to that guys tindr messages because he's a total fuckboy. Not dating material at all."
3. "Master Kevin walks into the bar with his fuckboy and asks if anyone wants to fuck his boy while he sits down and has a beer. The boy was into it, so I shot my load in his ass."
by wakkadoodooo January 12, 2016
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Shard

Verb.

Gamer slang meaning "to destroy" something.

Origin: In world of warcraft, one could destroy gear and turn it into jewel shards. Which could be sold for alot of money. When someone's account got hacked, the hacker would "shard" all the gear and sell the shards. They would then send the gold to themselves, or a stranger as a last fuck you to the player. This was also done by chinese companies who sell game gold online for real money.
She left her character logged in, so I went onto her account to shard her gear. I noticed she had an epic staff, so I sharded that too.
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Shard

Gamer slang for "destroy."

The term comes from MMORPGs that include a profession that destroys one thing for another. In world of warcraft, enchanting needed an ethereal type of material to craft enchantments on armor and weapons. It was obtained by "disenchanting" other pieces of special armor. The better the armor, the better the material. Because the material came out as dust and crystal shards, people called the act "sharding."

Because "sharding" a piece of armor would destroy it and replace it with expensive crafting materials, it was always a given that if your account was hacked by a chinese Farmer, he would shard all of your epic gear and sell the shards for gold.

It was also common for other players to do the same against one ex boy/girlfriend. See Example 1.

It became so ubiquitous, that it was used in games ever since. See Example 2.

It is also used by gamers in real life. See example 3.
1. I'm in your account, sharding your purples (epic gear).

2. Gragas' explosive barrel can shard a whole team.

3. Did you see that skater fall a second ago? I pretty sure he just sharded his teeth.
by wakkadoodooo August 13, 2012
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High

1. Upward in altitude. Located toward the observer's zenith.

2. Upward in geographic elevation.
3. Shorter term for High School.

4. The type of Lander in which there can only be one.

5. Most importantly and commonly used as an adjective to indicate that a person is under the influence of a controlled substance. It can be applied to any drug as long as it is not commonly supplied for recreational use. For something to be a drug, it has to be a chemical with an active effect on the body without being a nutrient, vitamin or mineral. So one can get high on fumes, medications, plant chemicals like THC, Fungal toxins found in mushrooms, synthetic chemicals like LSD, fermented waste materials, and animal biochemicals like adrenogland secretions. Please note that nicotine and alcohol use are not indicated by the word "high." For alcohol, the word used is "drunk" and for nicotine, the effect is so mild, it is almost never referred to at all.

6. Most of the time, "high" is used for being under the influence of Tetrahydrocannibinol, more commonly known as Marijuana or pot. For clarity, most speakers will indicate what drug is being used by adding the word "on" followed by the drugs name.

Side note: The reason why this definition is so long, is because I am high on an amphetamine derivative prescribed by a shady doctor.
1. That hot air balloon is so high.

2. Snow can usually be found high in the mountains.
3. I went to Marina High. Now I have aids.

4. There can only be one Highlander.

5. Straight guys will suck you off if you get them high first.

6. Prima: "Dude, are you high? You said you were out of pot."

Secunda: "I AM out of pot, so I got high on cough syrup."
by wakkadoodooo June 27, 2012
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