Slump Slapped

When your sitting in a car slumpin and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....

Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us

by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009

slump buster shot

1/3 rum 151, 1/3 goldschlager, 1/3 pineapple and a splash of grenadine.

A libation to help an individual break the curse of a sexual drought.
Word of caution, this is powerful voodoo shit...

It's been awhile since I've been laid and I can't convince myself to sleep with this grenade. Therefore I will take 2 slump buster shots please...
Now the grenade appears attractive.

by Big MackDick November 7, 2013

Slumpd

Sleeping Like U Mastered Perfect Dreaming. a word popularize by Slumpd Clothing.

Last night i was Slumpd in a corner.

by segaman360 June 15, 2018

shlumpf

Stupid/idiot

You are such a ‘shlumpf ‘

by SHLUMPF October 8, 2020

Slumper

A person that has nodded off and is slumped over. Normally behind the wheel of a car or in a sitting position due to drugs or Alcohol.

Dispatch informed the officer that there was a slumper in a white sedan on the corner of first and elm.

by Stormyrayn August 6, 2022

stumpfing

To stumble uncontrollably in an alcohol educed haze in which older objects appear younger. Bad decisions have been known to occur while stumpfing not limited to: arrests, children, and cougar attacks.

dude1: holy crap i just woke up with a gmilf this morning, I didn't think i had that much to drink!

dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.

by johnboy22 March 22, 2010

slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014