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melted a snowman

When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.
Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...
by slushee November 28, 2018
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Frosting the Snowman

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a Texas Tornado, Texas Toast Strudel, Creampie Christening, Return to Sender
Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl and she was still riding me. She was so wet when she came that she shot my load back and it hit my forehead.

Dude 2: Bro she was Frosting the Snowman
by DJRoms December 1, 2020
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spinning snowflake snowman

a shity Christmas decoration that little kids over obsess about and spend over $100 for.
they are a line of Christmas animatronics that ran from 2002-2010
"like bro i spent $500 on a spinning snowflake snowman,"
"that's funny because Gemmy sold these for under $20 back in my day,"
by ABiggerNigger May 23, 2021
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snowman party

When many men proceed to spray ejaculate all over a female until she is covered in semen. Then they put buttons on her eyes and a carrot nose so she resembles a snowman.
"Hey Jared, did you and the guy's go to that snowman party last night? Sally told me she was the only girl that went and said it was a blast!!!"
by penialwrath April 23, 2017
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Slowcala

Term used by us Ocalans used to describe the boredom of the town.
Ocala Kid 1: Sup dude? Wanna hang out somewhere after school?
Ocala Kid 2: We live in Slowcala, bitch, I'm going home to masturbate.
by Agra March 30, 2004
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Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?

1. The most addictive song ever (from the blockbuster Frozen)!
2. Another way of saying "do you want to have sex?".
I can't stop singing "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?"!

I wanted that pussy, so I asked my girlfriend, "do you wanna build a snowman?".
by dat guy from da insta July 3, 2014
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slowface

Looking like you have the down syndrome or other form of retardedness. This does not mean you are retarded, you just look like it. Slowfaced features include lack of defintion in face, open mouth for long periods of time, and vacant stares for extended periods of time.
"So Bro look at Charlie, he is totally slowfaced." "Yeah Bro he totally looks like he has the down syndrome."
by The Bros October 11, 2004
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