Slowroll

To do a task in a deliberately delayed manner.

I had the hand won, but I slow rolled it to get more money in the pot.

by Nirien May 10, 2005

Slowsox

Only the Greatest Softball team in the world

Did you see that Slowsox game last night? Those guys are amazing!!!!!

by Slowsox January 13, 2009

slowflake

A typical "true believer" supporter in Donald Trump. Difficulty grasping basic political mechanisms; mistakes anger for "passion" and opinions for "facts"; conflates economics with employment; experiences acute denial or child-like rage at the mere mention that humanity is negatively affecting the environment; mostly though, confuses their own racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, love of war/guns, and tiny (or impotent) penises with "patriotism."

(Bonus slowflake points for panicked "lock her up" responses to legitimate criticisms of the Trump administration's bone-headed policies or actions.)

Person 1: "Someone should tell Mark that he'll never get laid. Women see right through him, and no matter how much hand-over-fist Extenz he pounds, an asshole's still an asshole."

Person 2: "Poor little slowflake."

by Ghosted Mozart October 13, 2018

Slowlo

Socially appropriate way to define a retarded Mexican,dumb cholo.

That guy Ralph is out in his truck hitting the meth pipe in broad daylight;What A Slowlo

by SmoothPinnacle April 21, 2019

SlowPoke

Some faggot Israeli who will poke your children at night.
(the frog did not do this)

I am a SLOWPOKE!

by Lessfrog May 16, 2017

Slowfort

A term to describe the group of people that live in Beaufort, SC.

“Why does she act so dumb”
“She was raised in slowfort”

by bfrt April 17, 2024

slowmophone

Also spelled as slomophone, or slowmopho/slomopho. A collage of the words slow and motherfucker. Basicly when someone has a "blonde moment" and you just feel like cussing.

Amy: "Gabe.. what are you doing tomorrow for school?"
Gabe: "..........huh?"
Amy: "You're such a slowmophone!"

by Amy Elise January 13, 2008