Shoddy Plop

The disappointing act of feeling like you need a really good dump but only being able to produce small pebble like turds.

It felt like I was going to drop the whole family off at the pool but instead I ended up having a shoddy plop

by monkeyhutch July 8, 2010

sleddable

When something meets the requirements to be able to sled without getting injured or some other bad thing.

person 1: Are you going to sled on that hill?

person 2: Yeah only if its sleddable.

by 76540 October 26, 2020

stoddart

To be not available, missing or away from work.

Bob isn't at work today, he has pulled a stoddart

by poot123 November 29, 2010

slodge

Verb - To perform a menial or undesirable task with little hope of a positive outcome.

Noun - A amorphous gray porridge-like substance.

Verb - "Man, I slodged through that multidimensional astroquantum multivariable chemistry assignment last night, I'm really tired.

Noun - "That food in the dining hall looked like slodge, I'm still not sure what I ate."

by slackwarelinuxuser December 6, 2007

Slowding

When you're on the internet, watching a video, looking at pictures, etc, and it's loading extremely slow. So slow, that you usually exit and try something else, or you have so much free time loading, that you find yourself doing something *shudder* productive.

Frank: Hey, are you watching that sweet video of the guy with the really low voice singing?
Louie: Yeah, but it's just slowding. I've already managed to write half a novel and learn how to play rugby.
Frank: Oh, too bad.

by Isac Bandit March 7, 2009

racial slowdown

A malady affecting black people that causes them to walk very slowly.Those that suffer from racial slowdown the most are those who must walk near or behind people who have racial slowdown. Those with the aforementioned condition are well known to block doorways and small corridors while walking slowly and speaking loudly. Curiously enough, the affects of racial slowdown on blacks does not transfer to running, in fact, the exact opposite occurs during this exercise. There is no known cure for racial slowdown but the best thing to do is to generally avoid those suffering from the condition.

Marvin suffers greatly from racial slowdown, and very sadly, the condition causes him to block corridors so no one can get through.

by B. Q. November 7, 2006

sleddin

Hillbilly slang for snowmobiling.

Yea, last night was a good night for sleddin

by Chad C February 3, 2003