Slabon

A buster, doofus, idiot, slabonz.

(Plural) Slabonz

Ted: did you see that interception last night
Zach: yeah, our QB is a slabon.

by cap2071 February 28, 2020

Caribou slobber

A blowjob in the woods while she’s on all four’s. Pinching her ears trying to make the ok hand signal. Then at climax pull the ears up as hard as possible while pushing in, giving a loud gagging sound.

I was out camping and got a caribou slobber.

by Willtrealslimstand April 22, 2021

Bob the Slob Knob

Performance of fellatio on the male penis.

He had a micro but I was still able to Bob the slob knob.

My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

slob

a lazy person with no personal hygeine who lies around and does nothing all day. has no self dignity, and is very messy and disorganized.

The man looked like a slob with his beer gut hanging out.

by Anon. moose October 9, 2005

Slobberknocked

Someone who is intoxicated to the point where they won't stop talking.

Oh no, Bob is drinking again. He's going to come home slobberknocked, I'll be up all night listening to his nonsense.

by Justin Marko August 2, 2005

slob

an absolute cunt who pretends to be others. they will turn against you when you expose their true identity.

“is it really they?”

“no it’s slob”

by slob hater <3 May 11, 2020

slobber jobber

to perform an intense blow-job on someone

Barry loves to give repeated slobber jobber action.

by moi74 October 18, 2011